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$20.95
Yes, I said it. Don’t mess with me in the morning — at least not before a couple of cups of coffee, please. (That ‘please’ was my warm-up for acting civilized.) Enjoy the no-drama morning vibe. The message is clear: space, please. • Ceramic • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″…
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$19.95
Beautiful. Bold. And carrying just enough warning to keep people out of your emotional blast radius. This black Emotionally Stabby™ mug wraps your attitude in something sleek and gorgeous — the kind of cup that says “I can be lovely… until pushed.” Sipping from it is basically a public-service announcement: Approach with caution, caffeine, or…
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$39.95 – $41.95Price range: $39.95 through $41.95
This crewneck is for pickleballers who don’t need to raise their voice — the message is printed loud enough. “Stay arm’s length and a paddle away.” It’s the universal warning label for players who value space, accuracy, and sanity on the court. Soft, cozy, and with just enough bite to keep boundary-jumpers back where they…
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$19.95
Whether you’re drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug’s for you! It’s sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that’ll withstand the microwave and dishwasher. • Ceramic • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter • Lead and BPA-free material • Dishwasher and microwave…