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$38.99 – $42.99Price range: $38.99 through $42.99
Some days your emotional compass points north. Some days it points directly into a wall. This design is for those moments when the compass is cracked, the needle is bent, and your last remaining concern has already left the building. Featuring a broken compass with a twisted needle and the unmistakable declaration, “I Don’t Give…
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$21.99
Some days your emotional compass points north. Some days it points directly into a wall. This design is for those moments when the compass is cracked, the needle is bent, and your last remaining concern has already left the building. Featuring a broken compass with a twisted needle and the unmistakable declaration, “I Don’t Give…
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$38.99 – $44.99Price range: $38.99 through $44.99
Some days your emotional compass points north. Some days it points directly into a wall. This design is for those moments when the compass is cracked, the needle is bent, and your last remaining concern has already left the building. Featuring a broken compass with a twisted needle and the unmistakable declaration, “I Don’t Give…
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$35.99 – $37.99Price range: $35.99 through $37.99
Feeling emotionally stabby today? Congratulations. You’re among friends. This shirt lets the world know you’re functioning, you’re polite, and you’re making an effort—but they should probably give you a little personal space until the caffeine finishes loading. Comfortable enough for everyday wear. Honest enough to become your favorite shirt. Emotionally Stabby™ — Because “I’m fine”…
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$22.95
This is the notebook for people who have far too many thoughts to say out loud… and the self-control (barely) to keep them on paper instead of in someone’s face. The Emotionally Stabby Notebook is your private vault for: unfiltered opinions rage-scribbles spicy comebacks you shouldn’t say in meetings murdery grocery lists and every emotionally…
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$21.95
How are you feeling today… or most mornings? A little Emotionally Stabby? Sip, smile, and enjoy holding your official warning sign. For those special moments when someone can’t add 2 + 2 = 4… and somehow needs you to explain why it does not equal five. • Ceramic • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9…
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$21.99
How are you feeling today… or most mornings? A little Emotionally Stabby? Sip, smile, and enjoy holding your official warning sign. For those special moments when someone can’t add 2 + 2 = 4… and somehow needs you to explain why it does not equal five. • Ceramic • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9…
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$27.99
Not every day calls for a warning label. This one does. The Emotionally Stabby® baseball hat combines soft pastel style with just enough honesty to let the world know your patience may be operating at limited capacity. Comfortable, casual, and easy to wear, it’s perfect for coffee runs, bad traffic, long meetings, and avoiding unnecessary…
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$35.99
Stay hydrated. Stay sharp. Stay emotionally stabby. Whether you’re conquering your daily to-do list, hitting the gym, exploring the outdoors, or simply surviving another meeting that could have been an email, this stainless steel water bottle is ready to go wherever life takes you. Designed to keep your drinks at the perfect temperature while making…
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$48.00 – $58.00Price range: $48.00 through $58.00
Confidence. Attitude. Just enough edge. The Emotionally Stabby® String Bikini features a clean, minimalist design accented with our signature crossed daggers and logo details. Lightweight, adjustable, and designed for comfort, it’s perfect for beach days, poolside lounging, vacations, or simply embracing your unapologetic self. Whether you’re soaking up the sun, making waves, or silently judging…
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$42.99 – $46.99Price range: $42.99 through $46.99
Feeling a little emotionally stabby? Wrap yourself in comfort while warning the public that your patience may be operating at reduced capacity. This cozy sweatshirt combines warmth, humor, and just the right amount of emotional honesty. Perfect for coffee lovers, introverts, overthinkers, creators, and anyone who occasionally needs a little extra personal space. Emotionally Stabby®…
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$37.10 – $39.20Price range: $37.10 through $39.20
Take your favorite beverage and a little emotional support wherever the day takes you. The Emotionally Stabby® Travel Mug keeps your drinks hot or cold for hours, making it the perfect companion for commutes, road trips, office meetings, and those moments when caffeine is the only thing standing between you and poor life choices. Built…
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$35.99 – $39.99Price range: $35.99 through $39.99
Feeling a little emotionally stabby today? This premium heavyweight tee is for the coffee-fueled, sarcasm-powered, patience-testing moments we all know too well. Soft, comfortable, and impossible to ignore, it’s the perfect shirt for anyone who has mastered the art of smiling while silently questioning humanity. Whether you’re running errands, creating something amazing, surviving meetings, or…
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$21.99
Divinara is dying. Blood has begun to whisper. Most people hear A, B, AB, or O. A few hear something else. What’s your blood type? • Ceramic • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm)…
