EMOTIONALLY STABBY™ HEAVYWEIGHT T-SHIRT

Description

Feeling a little emotionally stabby today?

This premium heavyweight tee is for the coffee-fueled, sarcasm-powered, patience-testing moments we all know too well. Soft, comfortable, and impossible to ignore, it’s the perfect shirt for anyone who has mastered the art of smiling while silently questioning humanity.

Whether you’re running errands, creating something amazing, surviving meetings, or simply trying to make it through Monday, the Emotionally Stabby™ tee delivers comfort with a warning label.

Warning: May attract laughter, compliments, and people saying, “I need that shirt.”

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras