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Meet the tote bag for pickleballers who don’t come to play nice. The front throws down your warning loud and clear: “Stay arm’s length and a paddle away.” Because some people need boundaries — visual ones. Flip it over and the back side delivers the full Pickleball Court Survival Checklist — bold, funny, and brutally…
For the pickleballer who’s had it up to here with bad calls, kitchen creepers, and people who apparently don’t know the rules even though they’ve been playing for years. The BS Violation Calls Notebook is your personal record book of on-court crimes: questionable line calls phantom “outs” chronic foot-faulters serial excuse-makers and the friend who…
This is the notebook for people who have far too many thoughts to say out loud… and the self-control (barely) to keep them on paper instead of in someone’s face. The Emotionally Stabby Notebook is your private vault for: unfiltered opinions rage-scribbles spicy comebacks you shouldn’t say in meetings murdery grocery lists and every emotionally…
This hoodie is the perfect contradiction — beautiful on the outside, dangerous on the inside. Wrapped in softness, dripping with warning, and stamped with the new Emotionally Stabby™ logo, it tells the world exactly what they’re dealing with… without you having to say a word. It’s cozy enough to comfort your better angels, and bold…
For pickleballers with attitude — the ones who don’t need to say a word because the hat already did the talking. This dad hat gives a subtle-but-not-subtle middle finger to bad calls, kitchen violators, and anyone who steps too close to your baseline. It’s the perfect blend of petty, sporty, and “don’t test me today.”…
This crewneck is a walking boundary line — soft, cozy, and carrying just enough warning to keep people exactly where they belong. “Stay arm’s length and a dagger away.” It’s polite enough to be wearable… but pointed enough that nobody mistakes your mood or your space. Whether you’re dealing with coworkers, family, or random humans…
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