Emotionally Stabby™ Hoodie — Beauty with Bite Unisex Hoodie

Description

This hoodie is the perfect contradiction — beautiful on the outside, dangerous on the inside.
Wrapped in softness, dripping with warning, and stamped with the new Emotionally Stabby™ logo, it tells the world exactly what they’re dealing with… without you having to say a word.

It’s cozy enough to comfort your better angels, and bold enough to keep people at the correct distance.
Perfect for:
moods that require quiet space
mornings when patience is on backorder
days when your emotional temper has range
nights when you want beauty and bite

Slip into it and let the hoodie do the talking.
Soft. Gorgeous. Slightly threatening.
Exactly how emotionally stabby should feel.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!