Stay Arm’s Length and a Dagger Away – Emotionally Stabby™ Crewneck Unisex Sweatshirt

Description

This crewneck is a walking boundary line — soft, cozy, and carrying just enough warning to keep people exactly where they belong.

“Stay arm’s length and a dagger away.”
It’s polite enough to be wearable… but pointed enough that nobody mistakes your mood or your space. Whether you’re dealing with coworkers, family, or random humans with questionable judgment, this sweatshirt handles the message for you.

Perfect for:
days when your patience is fragile
mornings when caffeine hasn’t kicked in
nights when you want comfort with bite
anyone who needs a stylish warning label

Warm, durable, and unapologetically honest — this crewneck is beauty, attitude, and personal space control wrapped into one.

Wear it. Mean it. Let them step back.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!